HORSES AND JAZZ

HELLO FRIEND

Has anyone else here noticed a recent HORSE CRAZE. Wherever I look i see horses. From the derby to Minecraft, HORSEES ARE EVERWHERE. I have made a poem, for horses are going to take over the world. My uncle just danced on a horse. He did this 'thout any remorse. For the horses are crazy, And not at all lazy, So lets all dance on a horse. (If this poem has given you,nausea, the runs, fevers, temporary blindness, or diarrhea , please contact 1-800-THE RUNS) Now that my terrible poem is over, we can talk about horses. I have nothing against the creatures except for the fact that they have made their way onto the media. (this is how Rise of the Planet of the Apes starts) I really don't want to wake up and find out that humanity is now endangered and the Statue of Liberty is about 12 feet tall. Talk about a TOTAL BUMMER. Horses have also made their way onto famous video games including, Legend of Zelda, Minecraft, and Assassins Creed. Most people don't have a clue about what i just said, but gamers do. THE HORSES WILL TAKE OUR GAMING RIGHTS. Horses are in may sports, but lets try to keep it that way. If this continues, we will be infested by horses. Don't let the contamination spread, make a horse do sports.

A Silenced Picture

I remember!

Post a "/" every time you see this wait, what were we talking about?

ATVs, Missed Calls, And Really Obscure Alluisions

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Today, I was trolled by my friend, unanswered by another, and played with an ATV track. This might sound fine but it really bothered me. In Minecraft, my friend took all of my items, and only gave some back. Now I have to delete that world because I had limited resources (Skyblock). After trying to get them back, I finally convinced my dad to let me call a friend, but he didn't answer. I decided to cheer myself up. I went downstairs to get a ATV track set to play with. (This is where everything gets nonsensical) Suddenly, the NES turns on and I'm surrounded by brilliant blue light. When I wake up I'm in a pixellated pharmacy with  a bunch of blocky pillbottles. Suddenly, a boy with a red hat jumps down from the ceiling and says: "Look out, oh-kay!" After about 0.00089 seconds another boy in a spider like mech suit crashes in through the wall!!! Before I realize it, I'm pummeling the dude with fireballs, thunder, and comets!!! His mech suit malfunctions and explodes sending debris every where. When red hat bro and I recover he thanks me and the credits roll. Wha-wha-what!?! CREDITS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Oh wait, I'm just playing Earthbound.

Dandelion Classification

Dr. Jekyll

Mr. Hyde

Respect Your Pants!!!

WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN?!?!? Yesterday, while I was riding home from Lowes, my dad and I saw two grown women walking down the street in their pajamas. THE WERE WALKING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IN SWEATPANTS. Pants are for style and comfort, some especially for comfort. Sweat pants belong to the second category. I really think that "peeps should respect themselves. Even if it's just going out for ice-cream or TP or whateves." (actual Adventure Time quote). Jake the dog and Finn the human agree. Sweat pants are only to be used at home.

CONFUSED SHEEP GAMES

AWW MAN… LOOK AT THAT SHEEP MAN. AWWWWW MAN THATS SO GOOD. Oh hey!! I didn't see you there! This is my pet sheep, Alfie. He's just chillin'. But back to the post. My new come pan ion Is able to read people's minds. For example, he says you're wondering why the biscuits do I have a sheep? Thats simple really, all you have to do is go to Walmart, subtract three, divide by the cubed root of frozen foodstuffs... type in abbababbbC, leave Walmart and the sheep should be on your left. REMEMBER TO DRAW THE SMILEY FACE AFTER DOUSING THE CELING WITH MILK. This sheep is the orange's baton when it comes to juggling. He normally just juggles oranges and batons, although, if you don't eat 3 pints of beans while sheep hunting, the sheep will have a programmable computer modem on it's right nostril. BE CAREFUL THOUGH. Your new pet can easily terminate ere-bay if you upgrade his artificial intelligence. Revert to the video below for more info. OH and don't click on the links.

IF I HAD A TARDIS

Oooooooooookay, first off, I would go to England and do everything in my power to make a royal guard move while wearing a ski mask. YOLO. Then I would go learn some random alien language to impress my friends. YOLO? Next, I would Find the smarty pants that invented essays and KICK HIM IN THE FACE!!! I hate essays. I would then probably go eat some pie. SERIOUS YOLO.  After the pie I would probably go kill all of the famous terrorists BEFORE they commit crimes. I would probably give some famous scientist a video game console. I would then save all my dead relatives from death and give a dvd player to Ben Franklin. I really don't have a to undo list so I guess thats it! Talk to you later, Nate

That guy… Who?

Yay! Telephones!

Buckle on your bow ties and strap on your suspenders, were goin' for a ride in a police box! This show (Dr. Who) about a humanoid alien, is crazy popular in Britain, and to some extent, murica y'all (that means America). The "Doctor" is universally known and galatically wide as he has saved and destroyed many races, all for the betterment of others. This "man", the one who thinks that bow ties  are cool, travels with an ever shifting cast of characters. He knows a crud load of facts and has a Christmas list (oh yeah; 4000 year old swag). In this show, there are so many plot twists its hard to keep track of them. This year is this series's 50th anniversary and I wanted to congratulate it. Keep your fezes on, farewell, Nate. If you want to check out this show its on BBC.

A Few Words for Words

                                                    

This right here is what happens when Nate plays Bananagrams. Fancy words happen. Have you ever played a Scrabble-esque game before? Well let me tell you IT IS HARD TO FIND THE LETTER YOU WANT. Sometimes you just end up with a crap load of tiles you have no idea what to do with. Thats why you play with a dictionary. For example; you could use obscure words no one even knows what they might mean. Like chirk (real word). These games, if played correctly can turn into a rabid flurry for the letter (insert letter here). Words are fun to use as they can turn into something that comically doesn't make sense, or in my case, queer tweeters rope. If you crave for something meatier, use join hoagie bag. Whether it's you ooze suave hag, or gone taint pagan cot…DIE, these words are fun to jumble up.

My day at the pool

This is what I look like when I sun bathe.....which is why I don't