HORSES AND JAZZ

HELLO FRIEND

Has anyone else here noticed a recent HORSE CRAZE. Wherever I look i see horses. From the derby to Minecraft, HORSEES ARE EVERWHERE. I have made a poem, for horses are going to take over the world. My uncle just danced on a horse. He did this 'thout any remorse. For the horses are crazy, And not at all lazy, So lets all dance on a horse. (If this poem has given you,nausea, the runs, fevers, temporary blindness, or diarrhea , please contact 1-800-THE RUNS) Now that my terrible poem is over, we can talk about horses. I have nothing against the creatures except for the fact that they have made their way onto the media. (this is how Rise of the Planet of the Apes starts) I really don't want to wake up and find out that humanity is now endangered and the Statue of Liberty is about 12 feet tall. Talk about a TOTAL BUMMER. Horses have also made their way onto famous video games including, Legend of Zelda, Minecraft, and Assassins Creed. Most people don't have a clue about what i just said, but gamers do. THE HORSES WILL TAKE OUR GAMING RIGHTS. Horses are in may sports, but lets try to keep it that way. If this continues, we will be infested by horses. Don't let the contamination spread, make a horse do sports.