IF I HAD A TARDIS

Oooooooooookay, first off, I would go to England and do everything in my power to make a royal guard move while wearing a ski mask. YOLO. Then I would go learn some random alien language to impress my friends. YOLO? Next, I would Find the smarty pants that invented essays and KICK HIM IN THE FACE!!! I hate essays. I would then probably go eat some pie. SERIOUS YOLO.  After the pie I would probably go kill all of the famous terrorists BEFORE they commit crimes. I would probably give some famous scientist a video game console. I would then save all my dead relatives from death and give a dvd player to Ben Franklin. I really don't have a to undo list so I guess thats it! Talk to you later, Nate