The Story Behind Ants

The ants' poo cleaner

 Have you ever wondered about ants? These six-legged insects are really quite, well, FrEaKin cRaZy!!!!!!! Ants have a unique way of communicating which includes using their poo to write messages on the ceiling. They also have designated poo cleaners who use plastic buckets to scoop it off the roof. Some ants even have reached ENLIGHTENMENT!!! They use telekinesis to lift objects up to ten times their weight! Ants also have a sustainable system of government (every man for himself). On top of that, ants can breath underwater for 5274628 eons (granted they live that long)! With ants, the more the merrier. Ants can have more than 567854938164826345892817923405493827384959847320129384569854732189234504932871623748596054938271672839456054392817 members in one single cubic yard! whether its buying or selling, ants have all your home improvement needs.